coffeenuts:

☼ ☼ ☼ by Tanie de Oblusteine - http://ift.tt/1ciWrOW

alcobasketcase:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, getting ready to cook on Christmas morning:

takkezooi-deactivated20200726:

utr11p:

I want 5 orgasms and a new tattoo

you want fries with that

Yes

arabwife:

i may b sad but did u see my outfit

goldday:

vanillish:

Do you think silent hill has a Claire’s

yes

dankmemeuniversity:

nuka-rockit:

turn up the volume on your favorite song to scare the serotonin out of hiding

zaynsmiles:

no one tells you that Adulthood is faking it til you make it and finding joy in things like cleaning out your closet or managing to buy candles 50% off

gallusrostromegalus:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

thestoryofaslut:

treblearietta:

nitohkousuke:

plasticdingus:

vaknosh:

tehjai:

electricsed:

All the flavor, none of the bigotry!

Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles.

Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too:

• ¼ cup mayonnaise
• 2 tablespoons honey
• 1 tablespoon yellow mustard
• 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard (optional)
• 2 teaspoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
• 2 tablespoons BBQ sauce

@crochetcupcakes-n-latte

Seeing as I enjoy chicken but despise companies that want to throw money at LGBT hating groups I’ll be sure to use this.

@hakaseheart

Give credit to the artist too! http://www.cookingcomically.com/?page_id=578

He’s got tons of other recipes too, and a lot of them are really good!

Cooking Comically recipes are the best :)

Ooh

Reblogging both to give helpful advice AND to try and help take money away from Chick Fil A <3

(seasoning your breading prior to frying is always a good way to improve fried chicken and works for pretty much any seasoning profile tbh)

2000zcloset:

daydreamerpeople:

slow-riot:

Astrology is fake except for the time a Virgo broke up with me saying “your pupils don’t dilate when you look at me”